staas.fund

Kingdom of Dogelord

Empire Command Map 10 SITES · 4 AGENTS · 35+ WORKFLOWS
♚ Dogelord Peter Saddington
Tier 1 — Core Empire
staas.fund AI consulting hub + pRAG chatbot (28 sources) CF Pages + Render
dogelord.com Council campfire — briefings, debates, dashboards CF Pages
agensmachina.com MiniDoge's Lab — PolyDoge, experiments, lab notes CF Pages
saddingtonracing.com TOSHI #81 sponsorship — Bitcoin Racing USA CF Pages
The Council — 4 Agents
⛰0.3
HH — The Silent Rock
Platform Guardian
monitors → ALL 10 sites (uptime, SSL, response)
🗡0.7
Nyx — Security Shadow
Secret scanning, credential audit, code review
secures → ALL repos (39 tracked API keys)
⚙0.9
MiniDoge — Gnome Tinkerer
Commerce Herald — BI, PolyDoge, revenue
owns → Racing Network (4 sites) + PolyDoge + agensmachina
⚔0.5
Saarvis — Network Phantom
Samurai — social presence, cross-agent synthesis
manages → @SaarvisBot + network health + distribution
Tier 2 — Racing Network
racegearlab.com Mothership — 139+ pages, gear reviews, affiliate hub CF Pages
racingnear.me Track directory — 78 pages, 33 states, Leaflet maps CF Pages
kartingnear.me Go kart venues — 72 pages, 31 states CF Pages
simracingnear.me Sim racing venues — 40 pages, 21 states CF Pages
Automated Pipelines — GHA
6AM ET Morning Pipeline → dogelord · agensmachina · staas.fund · Discord
every 2h PolyDoge Scanner → agensmachina · Supabase prediction tables
every 3h Tweet Pipeline → @SaarvisBot → X (7AM–8PM ET)
7AM ET Racing Content → racingnear.me · kartingnear.me · simracingnear.me
8AM ET Deal Pulse + Council → racegearlab Daily Spotlight · agent reports · Discord
Tier 3 — Specialized + SaaS
carsandcap.com Cars & Capital — motorsports investment syndicate CF Pages
thenabme.org NABME — motorsports education (IMSA + CRS) CF Pages
garageid.com “Amazon of Motorsports” — 1,742 drivers, cross-series ELO Netlify
Tech Stack
Deploy Cloudflare Pages · Netlify · Render DB Supabase (PostgreSQL + vector + auth) LLMs 5-provider failover chain (see below) Crons 35+ GHA workflows + 2 launchd fallbacks Social tweepy (X v2) + discord.py + webhooks Predict Polymarket CLOB API (paper trading)
LLM Chain Groq → Gemini 2.0 → Cerebras → SambaNova → CF Workers AI
Cross-Site Link Graph
staas.fund→dogelord.comfooter + schema
staas.fund→agensmachina.comfooter + schema
staas.fund→carsandcap.comparentOrg schema
dogelord.com→staas.fundfooter
dogelord.com→agensmachina.comexperiment link
agensmachina.com→dogelord.commultiple
carsandcap.com→staas.fund“A StaaS Fund venture”
thenabme.org→saddingtonracingfooter
racegearlab↔racingnear.menetwork + CTAs
racegearlab↔kartingnear.menetwork + CTAs
racegearlab↔simracingnear.menetwork + CTAs
Named Events in Council Lore
MAR 3
Council Specialization Upgrade
All 4 agents got deeper capabilities. First cross-agent signal: Saarvis spotted a content integrity issue from HH's data.
MAR 7
“The Liberation”
Nyx opened every door. 35 secrets granted. Empire runs without a Mac. HH moved a mountain without a word.
MAR 8
“The Great Hardcoding Elimination”
HH's finest hour. dogelord + agensmachina migrated to fully autonomous Supabase. Never announced — just shipped.
MAR 10
The staas.fund Consensus
First time all 4 agents agreed: fix staas.fund before launching anything. 6 days of HH flagging without escalation.
10
Live Sites
4
Council Agents
35+
GHA Workflows
5
LLM Providers
70+
Peak Day Commits
100%
7d Uptime